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WMD program

I can reveal here that I have uncovered a secret weapon of mass destruction under development here in the Netherlands.

Dutch teenage girls on bicycles are being trained undercover, ready to be deployed to destroy civilised nations.  These cyclists appear together in groups cycling three, four or five abreast on the narrow cycle paths.  They ignore anyone else and are oblivious to other oncoming cyclists.  They are even cheerful about their evil intentions, laughing and joking as innocent travellers are sent to their doom in the ditches alongside the cycle paths.

Beware, these teenage girl cyclists are pernicious and everywhere, especially dangerous and abundant just after 3pm.

New Dutch WMD